Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 21, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Did You Know? This week -- DICK CHENEY Here's our vice president, a private pilot, a crackerjack bar-b-q cook, and the most powerful man on the planet. But do we REALLY know Dick Cheney until we've learned FUN FACTS about him? No. The Indonesian television news program "On Dick Cheney" had the most viewers in Indonesian history! When Dick Cheney sneers...he thinks he's smiling! In the Bahasa Indonesian language, "Cheney" means "happy sex party." Dick Cheney claims to have been way into Grand Funk Railroad as a teen... GFR Yet, the power trio would not form until a decade later! Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Dick Cheney's secretary is named Lincolna F. Kennedy! There is an island in the Florida Keys populated by baboons for the sole purpose of providing spare organs for Dick Cheney! Scientists are stumped! No one knows why Dick Cheney's voice does not ECHO! Dick Cheney: Hello. When Dick Cheney assumes his humanoid form, he has an outie belly button!