Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 27, 2004
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SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX Clip Art Art Man: I have an itch on my nose! But I'm totally immobile! Woman: Use a "later" panel. LATER Man: Ah... Got it. Dinkle, the Unlovable Loser Dinkle: I'm going on a cross-country bus trip. *Sigh* with my luck, I'll be sitting next to a minority! Old Guy who Dresses Too Young Kid 1: Cool threads, dude! Old Guy: Word! Kid 2: Hey, wanna come to a party? Old Guy: Righteous! Woman 2: Wake up, sir. You're drooling. Old Guy: Huh? When Cartooning Styles Collide Husband: Funny how Junior doesn't resemble us. Wife: Oh, I don't know... I think he has your eyes. Milkman: Here's your milk, folks! Husband: Hmm. Marital Mirth Wife 2: I'm waiting for you to apologize! Doug, The Comic Strip Character who Wants a Movie Deal Doug: I'm a character with a strong comic sensibility. My backstory is poignant and compelling. My character arc is sympathetic and clear. And my third act is satisfying and cathartic. Adam Sandler, call me!