Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 20, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Da Vinci Code Woman: Hurry! They're after us! Man: The key to the conspiracy is in the art of Da Vinci! Woman: it's almost as though Da Vinci was trying to tell us something through his paintings! LEONARDO DA Man: Yes, but he used a CODE because he feared persecution from the church and government. Woman: But, WHAT?! What was his dangerous message? Man: I've GOT IT! Man: Look! The enigmatic, secretive smile on his "Mona Lisa"! Man: And this effeminate apostle in "The Last Supper." Woman: Yes, yes! And those fabulous frocks! Man: The secret is -- Leonardo Da Vinci was GAY! Woman: You broke the code! Man: Thank goodness our attitudes have advanced since those ancient times! Woman: There they are! Priest: There! They've got those smutty homosexual pictures! Man: RUN!