Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 02, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Geico Cavemen A New ABC Sitcom with Special Guest Star Charley the Australopithecine Caveman #1: I just saw an insurance ad that said "So easy, a caveman could do it!" Caveman #1: That is so insensitive to our minority group! HA HA HA HA HA HO HA HA HAW Caveman #2: Well, I got fired from my job -- my boss called me a NEANDERTHAL! Caveman #1: The "N" word! HA HA HA HA HO HA Caveman #2: Hi, Charley. Charley: I'm not sure I get this. Is it making fun of real minorities' objections to prejudice? Charley: Because the message seems to be that minorities really are different and inferior. Charley: After all, you guys are, in fact, a primitive species! Caveman #1: Maybe you're right. Maybe we should get a sitcom about the GECKO! HA HAW APPLAUSE HO Caveman #2: Yeah, where IS that lizard? Charlie: A gecko is a LIZARD? Charley: Um, remember when you said I could hunt and gather in your yard? Caveman #1: So THAT'S what happened to the AFLAC duck! HAW HO HA HA HA