Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 05, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling How America Was Destroyed If Only We Had Seen The Warning Signs 1961 - A baby is born in Hawaii. Man #1: We RADICAL MUSLIMS will raise this child to become PRESIDENT! Man #2: And then he will do our bidding! Man #1: We'll give him a typical American name. BARACK OBAMA! Man #3: Perfect! Code-name: HUSSEIN! Man #2: No, we'll make that his MIDDLE name -- who would ever notice?! 1968 Man: Young Barack, you must pretend to be a Christian! Barack: For how long must I practice that abomination? Man: Your whole life! Now go to church! Barack: Can I at least go to a church that hates whitey? 2008 Man #1: Finally, after a life of "public service," you are ready. Man #2: We will give your campaign millions, and flood your rallies! Barack But Americans will then surely see... Man: Ah, we will disguise ourselves as young, white idealists! Thus did America's enemies take over our precious shores! KORAN John: President Nguyen, "Operation Manchuria" failed! I am coming home! Hillary: Commander XRLG, we'll try "Operation Earth Invasion" again in 2012! "Bill" droid malfunctioning! Send replacement! And yet, in a surprise twist, we were doomed anyway!