Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 24, 2009
January 17, 2009
January 31, 2009
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week "To Catch A Thief!" A break-in at the First National Bank. Suddenly - God-Man: Hold it right there, fiend! Man: God-Man! Man: Why are you stopping me NOW? You're omniscient! Surely you knew I was heading down this path! God-Man: You're right.Perhaps it would be better if I time-traveled back... ZAP God-Man: Hold it right there, fiend! Boy: God-Man? Boy: Why are you stopping me NOW? You're omniscient! Surely you knew... ZAP God-Man: HOLD it right there,...uh...fiends... Man: HEY! Woman: SHRIEK! God-Man: This doesn't seem right... ZAP God-Man: Hold it right there, fiend! Animal: ? God-Man: No...maybe... NEXT God-Man: Hold it...
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pschearer Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Omniscience is for wimps. Give me omnipotence any day.
JerryGorton almost 16 years ago
Is that back far enough?
Durak Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Pretty soon he’s gonna meet himself coming around the other way.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 16 years ago
When God made man, She was only joking…
And now the joke is on Her.
kokorozashi almost 16 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_evil
Grover Premium Member almost 16 years ago
If you think this is funny, try reading Milton’s Paradise Lost sometime. Any story that involves God as a character ends up absurd.
k_nex93 almost 16 years ago
hes going to have to go back 2 adam and eve!
Mickeysnotadog almost 16 years ago
God knew our hearts before the foundation of the Earth and still made us, died for us, holds us accountable for we have a manual for living, and is coming again soon. This is close to blasphemous!
razzoroccam almost 16 years ago
Mickey, please tell me how this god you speak of ‘died for us’. How does such a being ‘die’? How do I get in on that, to ‘die’, yet exist in some paradise..please tell me. I’ll join up if you can explain (not me or you dying, but him). By your own words though, it sounds like a bit of a scam. Sidenote, I love the ‘god-man’ comics…very funny.
tobybartels almost 16 years ago
LLeRay: Perelandra is a sci-fi story written by C.S. Lewis and based on Milton.
sensrule92 over 15 years ago
@doctortoon & Mickeysnotadog: This is probably not the forum for pushing your beliefs on others, but also I think it’s not the forum for pushing your non-beliefs either. Can’t people appreciate the comic on its own humourous merits?