Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 31, 2013
January 25, 2013
February 01, 2013
Transcript:
enjoy this classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling billy dare boy adventurer with quentin in -smugglers' cape- ch. mvlxx: deus ex machina! as you'll recall from last week, prof. nefastu has put billy in a horrific deathtrap! rrrrrrrr billy: as if walls with deadly spike sclosing in on my isn't enough... rrrrrr billy: ...i'm also being lowered into a pit of crocodiles! how can i possibly get out of this? nothing to do but wait for the end. rrrrr but at that moment, zillions of light-years away, on planet xeq... ...the omnipotent super-hero god-man slightly shifts his weight... ...and suddenly billy is on a beach in costa rica! billy: huh? what happened?! i've been suddenly rescued by some force utterly outside the context of this narrative! how... unsatisfying. and just then, god-man emits a small belch... ...and suddenly: billy: where did all the years go, helen? helen: i don't know, billy.
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I wish He would put ME on a beach in Costa Rica (but as a human being, as I am now or maybe a lot younger and very rich and good-looking, but NOT as a starfish or clam or something helpless and edible and the right to change my mind if I don’t like the change but still get to keep the money…)