Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 23, 2015
Transcript:
oop: god-man is so great! let's re-read this issue! boy 1: guys! god-man fan club emergency! god-man fan club boy 2: someone's in danger? or starving? boy 1: worse! the new issue of chuck is out, and they make fun of... god-man! chuck in this issue clod-man oop: no, no! it can't be! clodhopper dept. clod-man! clod-man: worship me! wotta clod kid: watch where yer goin'! oop: gasp! no, no! clod-man: it's clod-man to the clod-rescue! up, up and i'm gone. clod b.o. clod fart civilians: we're down here... you clod! wotta clod, man. boy 2: this ink and paper is a grave threat to our hero who has absolute control over the entire space-time continuum! boy 1: we must go to the office of chuck magazing and stop this from ever happening again! boy 3: god-man, hear us in your god-hideout: aid us in our battle to avenge your honor! and in his god-hideout on mt. zevuluss on planet xeq... god-man: haw! i get it! clod-man sounds like god-man! hilarious! good likeness too! radio: we beseech you, help us fight...
step2006 almost 10 years ago
If God ever needed people to defend his honor, he would not be really a omnipotent god.On the other hand, if God guided his believers to defend his honor, he would be the Devil.The only rational explanation is that God doesn’t exist.
carlosrivers almost 10 years ago
i believe god does exist, i just also believe in not forcing it on people, as per god(go to your room, close your door, and quietly pray to your god)…
tldr85 almost 10 years ago
Nobody deserves to die for drawing a picture. Period. But this comic goes further than that to suggest that any anger at perceived blasphemy is always childish, and that Muslims should just lighten up about depictions of their prophet or other inflammatory material.
I agree it would be nice for everyone to stop believing problematic things, whatever that means, but white westerners poking at the faith of Muslims always seems to me to have an attitude of oppression about it. Like white people using the N-word. Yes it’s easy for us to see cartoons and not feel threatened by them, just like we’re not usually that bothered by the word “cracker”. It’s easy to be generous with forgiveness when your society otherwise privileges you.
tldr85 almost 10 years ago
Yes. I get it.
jpozenel almost 10 years ago
I am sooooo offended by this!
tldr85 almost 10 years ago
The lesser godlings can be real too. I just assume that whatever the case they form a partially ordered set and then Zorn’s Lemma gives us at least one maximal element, which we can call God. I also believe in the intersection of most moderate world religions and, obviously, the Axiom of Choice.
henrythefirst Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The ink and paper ae not a tjreat to God Man. The True Believer is Insulted that you dare to laugh at his Beloved Idol He is insulted because your attitude makes his fantasy look silly. Argue? Debate? Rethink one’s beliefs? No No NO- just Kill!
omar fan almost 10 years ago
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mlester101 creator almost 10 years ago
Excellent send up of…muslims.
BiggerJ almost 10 years ago
Je suis Chuck.