Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 19, 2017

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2007 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bollinger Presents: News of the Times CEOs Form Street Gang The CEOs of the largest multinational corporations have banded together to form an affiliation devoted to street crime and violence, terrorizing city streets! Gerald Hanover CEO, Prancot, Inc: Gerald: We realized -- we're above the law and making money hand over fist...we should be having FUN with that! Mel Woodere, Jr., CEO, Nerrex, Inc.: Mel: It's a cool way to pick up some extra cash -- tax free! And lord knows we have the time! Law enforcement is powerless to stop them. Police Officer: I'll pick up a CEO, and his lobbyist will get an amnesty bill before Congress -- and he's back on the street in 24 hours! Walking through the financial districts of any city, the CEOs' "turf" can be extremely dangerous. Mel: Hey, you wear Brooks Brothers in this hood! Gerald: Pass the cabernet! Man #1: Our lobbyists are the illest! Every time we get busted on a prostitution or drug charge, we don't go to jail -- we get a no-bid government contract! Man #2: And a tax cut! Word!