Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 11, 2019

True!

Yeesh they’re even under the bed!

Have you seen the pictures showing how easy it is to saw through those steel pickets with common tools?

This just in – Trump is considering using storm aid funds to pay for the wall. So when devastation from the next storm Trump’s environmental policies make more likely happens, help from Washington might be imaginary too.

I thought he ws gonna get the monster under the bed to pay????

All great. Row 2 is the best though. It really captures Tiny.

This would be SO MUCH FUNNIER if it wasn’t SO SADLY TRUE AND ACCURATE!!!!

We need a wall!

OK, but what’s to stop people from climbing over it?

Oh, we’ll have men with guns guarding every bit of it!

Then why do we need a wall?

This brat needs to be put on a time-out for the rest of his life…along with anyone who aided and abetted him.

November 19, 2014

The United States has been in an uninterrupted state of national emergency since 1979. Here in 2014, we’re not dealing with just one emergency – there are currently 30 of them in effect.

That’s according to data on presidential declarations of emergency compiled by Gregory Korte of USA Today. “Those emergencies, declared by the president by proclamation or executive order, give the president extraordinary powers — to seize property, call up the National Guard and hire and fire military officers at will,” Korte writes.

Is it just me, or does Baby Trump bear a striking resemblance to Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes?

Trump supporters are the most fearful people on Earth.

Your country is now being run by twits, tweets, and temper tantrums.

Sad!

Too bad it takes a comic strip to make Speaker Pelosi seem mature and reasonable. A wise Mother might seek a compromise, e.g. eat all your vegetables.

Yeah, yeah – let’s trivialize the aspiration and need to maintain our national borders and to uphold the laws of our land. ha ha — so funny. Morons.

A simple google search shows that many of the dems were for a wall before they were against it. I bet they lock their windows and doors at night and many live in gated communities or have fences or walls around their houses. They should. It makes sense. Draw your own conclusions.

President Temper Tantrum looks so fooling getting played over a wall. But he is hurting real Americans, as always, all for his lies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgiK07Py9M

Trump’s vanity project (and over-compensating—ask Stormy Daniels about that) is, of course, sheer raw idiocy based on lies. Let’s refute both the idiocy, and the lies, shall we: Here we go with objective reality: By far the great majority of people who become illegal aliens over-stay their visas, and do NOT cross the border from Mexico. (They come in by plane, originally.) The largest current drug problem in the United States is being caused by AMERICAN drug companies—the opiod crisis. Illegal aliens commit violent crimes and other serious crimes at a MUCH LOWER RATE than American citizens. (Please don’t call these facts from the Department of Homeland Security itself “fake news”—people who do that look dumber than a Trump.) The Democrats aren’t against border security, they are against Trump’s vanity project—which, as any intelligent person would know, is massive waste, fraud, and abuse. The REPUBLICANS in the Senate (100% of them) voted in a voice vote to re-open the government now, without funding the wall (at this point: negotiations could continue, of course.) Trump promised (yeah, I know) the Republicans that he would sign it. Then Trump got scared of mean ol’ Ann Coulter (which is pathetic in itself) and changed his mind (for a mind he considers it). Now Li’l Mitch, Li’l Donnie’s poodle, won’t even bring up the SAME bill for a vote. And somewhere (okay, Moscow) Vladimir Putin is laughing…….

and that is exactly what would happen. Trump has manufactured a crisis. If he got money for his wall, he would start pronouncing how just starting the process has already been a HUGE success and then just cite the real statistics that critics of the wall have been citing to show there isn’t a crisis. but he’ll take credit for things just being the way they were. the only crisis is what he has made up, so when he stops harping on about it, crisis solved.

It just takes time to be worth something. Look how long it took for the Chinese to make theirs a tourist attraction…

Trump had 3 chances for full funding of the racist wall but vetoed every bill while the Republicans ruled the entire govt.

At this point, we’d probably be better off with Calvin. Or maybe Hobbes.

A wall should do it. But to save materials, time, and money, just build it around little Donald. I mean… he’s already started it.

(and if he balks at the suggestion, get little Stormy to remind everyone about the ‘Noodle Incident’)

Aha! FOUR WALLS (cardboard walls), a bottom, and a crayon to write the date, ‘1957’ on the side of the box with the dial.

If we can’t make America Great Again, why not just send little D back where he thinks it was?

Meanwhile two Russian bombers capable of holding 2 nuclear missiles each, are minutes away in Caracas.

rok_on must be a Trumper – he’s making it up as he goes along.

He’s going to have a hard time suffocating that fish.