Heck we’ve known that for a while……you’re a bit late with that diagnosis. He’s called this outbreak a hoax created by the Democrats. Says his Wall is why it’s not worse. That it keeps out diseases….?? A wall with big gaps blocks tiny virus?? Says to go to work even if you are sick…..keep the economy running. Put Pence in charge who has no medical knowledge to tell us it’s no big deal, we are lacking test kits, and not to be concerned. Now see if Trumpy will jack that 8 billion for his Wall.
The federal deficit has shot up under President Trump, due largely to a $1.5 trillion tax cut and bipartisan spending increases — Trump has insisted on hiking military spending, Democrats pushed to raise domestic programs. And so at a Fox News town hall in Scranton, Pennsylvania, on Thursday, Martha McCallum argued that “if you don’t cut something in entitlements, you’ll never really deal with the debt.” “Oh, we’ll be cutting,” Trump said, but he also promised that, presumably in a second term, the U.S. will see “growth like you never had before.”
A follow up. Trumpy and his spin doctor Kudlow just declared the outbreak has been contained!!! Mission Accomplished. No longer a problem. China started it and Trumpy contained it!!! All by his little tiny hands, beautiful wall, and blaming the Democrats and Deep State conspiracy. So rich people rejoice…..the economy is saved!!!! Donations will be appreciated and stay at a Trumpy owned federally subsidized vacation spot! Be first in line for the vaccine soon as we test it on poor folks to find out if it works or not. XD
The simpler the mind, the heavier the satire must needs be in order to be effective. Problem is, Trump cultists won’t have what they call their minds changed by much of ANYTHING!
Of course, “malignant narcissistic personality disorder” doesn’t really do justice to Trump. It leaves out his congenital compulsive lying disorder, it leaves out his sociopathy, it leaves out his delusions, it leaves out his Messiah Complex (even though he’s far far closer to Judas than to Jesus) and it leaves out the fact that he is “incurious.” Or, in laymen’s terms, an imbecile.
I watched his visit at the CDC. He tells the reporters all about the beautiful “perfect” test kits available to all. Funny I thought Pence say they’re short on them? Anyway Trumpy doesn’t fail me……he adds the test kits are perfect just like his “call “ to the Ukraine was perfect. I just fell over laughing how this buffoon equated the two totally separate things as “perfect”.
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Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The viral ‘facts’ come from his guts.
Goat almost 5 years ago
Where’s that one black guy who’s always in the front of a Trump rally?
sevaar777 almost 5 years ago
Could the Super Medical Force et al., beam the Orange supernova into deep space? The Borg showed more critical thinking than the MAGAts.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 5 years ago
There are people in this world suffering from DASFBDGEAAAC syndrome…(dumb ass s**t for brains didn’t get enough attention as a child).
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
True. He makes a lot of people sick.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How about opening an investigation to find out how Hillary created this HOAX!!! She hasn’t been investigated in MONTHS!!!
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Hell, everyone KNOWS that The Velveeta Voldemort is a Narcissistic LOON…
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Heck we’ve known that for a while……you’re a bit late with that diagnosis. He’s called this outbreak a hoax created by the Democrats. Says his Wall is why it’s not worse. That it keeps out diseases….?? A wall with big gaps blocks tiny virus?? Says to go to work even if you are sick…..keep the economy running. Put Pence in charge who has no medical knowledge to tell us it’s no big deal, we are lacking test kits, and not to be concerned. Now see if Trumpy will jack that 8 billion for his Wall.
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
And NOW he has promised to cut Medicare and Social Security if he’s re-elected.
https://news.yahoo.com/trump-tells-town-hall-plans-051104952.html
The federal deficit has shot up under President Trump, due largely to a $1.5 trillion tax cut and bipartisan spending increases — Trump has insisted on hiking military spending, Democrats pushed to raise domestic programs. And so at a Fox News town hall in Scranton, Pennsylvania, on Thursday, Martha McCallum argued that “if you don’t cut something in entitlements, you’ll never really deal with the debt.” “Oh, we’ll be cutting,” Trump said, but he also promised that, presumably in a second term, the U.S. will see “growth like you never had before.”
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A follow up. Trumpy and his spin doctor Kudlow just declared the outbreak has been contained!!! Mission Accomplished. No longer a problem. China started it and Trumpy contained it!!! All by his little tiny hands, beautiful wall, and blaming the Democrats and Deep State conspiracy. So rich people rejoice…..the economy is saved!!!! Donations will be appreciated and stay at a Trumpy owned federally subsidized vacation spot! Be first in line for the vaccine soon as we test it on poor folks to find out if it works or not. XD
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Heavy-handed satire is the only way to go with President Idiot! Keep up the good work, Ruben!
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
The simpler the mind, the heavier the satire must needs be in order to be effective. Problem is, Trump cultists won’t have what they call their minds changed by much of ANYTHING!
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
Of course, “malignant narcissistic personality disorder” doesn’t really do justice to Trump. It leaves out his congenital compulsive lying disorder, it leaves out his sociopathy, it leaves out his delusions, it leaves out his Messiah Complex (even though he’s far far closer to Judas than to Jesus) and it leaves out the fact that he is “incurious.” Or, in laymen’s terms, an imbecile.
snookdog69 almost 5 years ago
One shot should take care of the disorder. Flu shot like orange man says.
jpozenel almost 5 years ago
Sure hope this pandemic doesn’t cut into funding for the trip to Mars, the space force, the wall, and all those other really important things. /s
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I watched his visit at the CDC. He tells the reporters all about the beautiful “perfect” test kits available to all. Funny I thought Pence say they’re short on them? Anyway Trumpy doesn’t fail me……he adds the test kits are perfect just like his “call “ to the Ukraine was perfect. I just fell over laughing how this buffoon equated the two totally separate things as “perfect”.
Broacher almost 5 years ago
Any truth to the rumour that he plans to walk down Fifth Ave shaking hands with everyone he meets? (cough, cough)