Tom Toles for October 04, 1999
October 03, 1999
October 05, 1999
Transcript:
Nasa: Turn four furlongs to the East. Then two rods to the right, seven fathoms straight ahead, a peck to the south - no, make that a pennyweight, thirteen cubits sideways, a hogshead down toward final approah to the martian surface. What's a hogshead? The guy who wrote these instructions.
