Tom Toles for January 01, 2003
Transcript:
Man: What do you think about cloning? Woman: I worry that some crazy people may try to create a master race. Raeleon: You rang? We're cloning people who are clones of superior aliens! We're going to found a 'geniocracy', a rule by geniuses, and build an embassy to welcome the aliens' return! Man: That will settle the Middle East right down. Raeleon: It's a religion! Better than the old ones. And we've removed the swastika from our Star of David symbol so as not to offend anyone. Man: Isn't all this cloning kind of expensive? Woman: And illegal? Raeleon: Only secular cloning! Here's our grant proposal for Bush's faith-based initiative! Our success is replicable!