Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for November 25, 2023

Rating the acrobatics of the frogs as they’re being flushed down the toilet?

And all this time I thought that place was just a dump.

Do they rate the size and the odor separately, or is it a combined score?

I’m assuming this has something to do with the post-Thanksgiving digestion Olympics.

Someone dropped the kids off for a swim?

Shouldn’t it be “2”? Ha! Thank you, I’ll be here all week!

And an 8.7 from the Soviet judge…

Shouldn’t that be #1 or #2 ?

Funny cuz it’s true! Our movements are most certainly judged!

Color, colour, color, please. But after real close inspection IJBOL, very funny…

As a Thanksgiving composer, that would be my bowel movement in key of D…