From an episode of PBS’ Soundstage (“Sixty Minutes to Kill,” featuring Martin Mull and Flo & Eddie, 1975): Top o’ th’ mornin’ to ye! I’m the little troll from your cereal bowl, here to tell y’ bout new SWEET STEAKS – little sugar-toasted, sugar-fortified, sugar-enriched bits o’ sugar! And moms, they’re protein-shaped; just like little burgers an’ weenies! Each serving has more food energy than forty-four pounds o’ calves liver! Just add fruit and milk, and you have all the nourishment of… fruit and milk!
allen@home 12 months ago
Bet Calvin would like this cereal.
Ida No 12 months ago
Vitamin fortified, and now with twice the caffeine.
Imagine 12 months ago
If that doesn’t kill you, nothing will
Jean-Renaud 12 months ago
Only the highest quality refined sucrose fortified with fructose and maltose!
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
I felt like that a few times long ago, but I don’t think a sugar cube caused it. More likely it was window pane.
txmystic 12 months ago
pretty much on point…
jrankin1959 12 months ago
From an episode of PBS’ Soundstage (“Sixty Minutes to Kill,” featuring Martin Mull and Flo & Eddie, 1975): Top o’ th’ mornin’ to ye! I’m the little troll from your cereal bowl, here to tell y’ bout new SWEET STEAKS – little sugar-toasted, sugar-fortified, sugar-enriched bits o’ sugar! And moms, they’re protein-shaped; just like little burgers an’ weenies! Each serving has more food energy than forty-four pounds o’ calves liver! Just add fruit and milk, and you have all the nourishment of… fruit and milk!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Ha! Big bowl full of Truth in marketing.
T... 12 months ago
IJBOL!…
T... 12 months ago
And keep on laughing…
engine61 12 months ago
Chocolate covered sugar bombs