A woman once told me that her friends kept telling her to have kids. So, she had a child. She said, “I can see why they were so anxious for me to have one. Misery loves company.”
The wife wanted 12 kids when we got married. I said OK… We had one and she said we should only have six. I said OK… we had the second and she said that two is plenty. I said, ‘Whatever you say, dear.’
I used to say I wouldn’t have been a good dad. Friends would say, “It’s different when their yours”. And I’d think, “What a terrible time to find out if I was right.”
J Short over 3 years ago
A woman once told me that her friends kept telling her to have kids. So, she had a child. She said, “I can see why they were so anxious for me to have one. Misery loves company.”
Ken Norris Premium Member over 3 years ago
The wife wanted 12 kids when we got married. I said OK… We had one and she said we should only have six. I said OK… we had the second and she said that two is plenty. I said, ‘Whatever you say, dear.’
Howie Vasive Premium Member over 3 years ago
I used to say I wouldn’t have been a good dad. Friends would say, “It’s different when their yours”. And I’d think, “What a terrible time to find out if I was right.”
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
No kids, no regrets.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
with kids: screaming pandemonium all day long
without kids: screaming trees all day long