UFO by Graham Harrop for September 04, 2023

What’s the daily special? And does that come with Mylanta?

As long as the coffee is as black as the toast, I’m good.

Go for the dessert called lumpy gravy. Highly reccomend.

…..and I’ve heard complaints that they serve very small portions.

What does the host eat?

I’ll order after the defibrillator has recharged from all its use last night.

Along with a pre-meal hot towelette that alien will be offered some CLEAR AWAY WART REMOVER.

I’d want to order what the chef is eating.

Well.. he’s honest!

Is this BYOF sort of place?

OK, I’ll upgrade that to near the WC…

Did he order chicken?

Why do I think I’ve eaten here???