UFO by Graham Harrop for November 24, 2023

Yeah, I lost my appetite too. Sand is good, it fills you right up.

Melrose should simply throw a lit stick of ACME Corporation Dynamite into the entrance of the “restaurant.” Only if that product is available on the planet UFO, that is.

Better call ahead to make a reservation.

BYOB: Bring Your Own Body.

Such ambiance, almost like you’re really inside a croc.

Seriously? Just turn around and walk away, Melrose.

Tempting, isn’t it.

Indeed.

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Succinct and truthful, even if it is a lot of croc.

Plenty of condiments needed.

And Melrose is going to be the lunch.