UFO by Graham Harrop for November 29, 2023

Don’t look now but . . .

Oh, wait, it’s the Jolly Green Giant — a vegetarian!

You’re safe, at least for the time it will take to look over your policy and designate a beneficiary and until the next creature comes along.

Um, should taken that speed reading class instead of finger painting in school.

Don’t worry about it. It’s not there to protect you. It’s there to cover potential financial losses of the employer.

And guess what? Hotel UFO IS the beneficiary!!

Is Melrose the only employee in danger?

Run and hide.

I’m chuckling as I write this.

3 month waiting period…….

Poor Melrose, I knew him well…

I would say no, Melrose.