UFO by Graham Harrop for January 07, 2024

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Looks like there are going to be more job openings.

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Too bad you can’t work from home, eh?!

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    P51Strega  9 months ago

    Tell them you’re out of ketchup.

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    jessegooddoggy  9 months ago

    You won’t get paid, and there is no returning bus.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    The manager just quit and is heading for home.

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    Red Bird  9 months ago

    You should never, ever answer ads from UFO.

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    wesleylscott1  9 months ago

    Tell them you are presently only serving breakfast, and they will have to come back at lunch or dinner in order to have that. Then, BLAMMO!! Close the restaurant permanently just before lunchtime.

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    daleandkristen  9 months ago

    Extra onions, pickles and coffins.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago

    Can I get fries with that?

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago

    On planet earth it’s bacon that makes everything taste better. On UFO, it’s apparently ketchup.

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    crazeekatlady  9 months ago

    GLARG!

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