Got news flash for everyone. Our world is the same. Maybe not those monsters, but all kinds of unexpected (sometimes good but often not so good) happen.
Employer: Here’s your schedule for the next three days. After that, we’ll give you your schedule for the three days following that. We can’t guarantee we will need you for any amount of time, but you have to be available both day and night in case we do. If not, we’ll fire you. However, we can guarantee we’ll never give you enough hours to qualify for health benefits.
wesleylscott1 10 months ago
Then Melrose retorts: “Be F#@$&d !!!!”
markkahler52 10 months ago
And here’s your paycheck…
markkahler52 10 months ago
BTW: Does he say “SKedule,” or “SHedule?”
WDemBlk Premium Member 10 months ago
Got news flash for everyone. Our world is the same. Maybe not those monsters, but all kinds of unexpected (sometimes good but often not so good) happen.
jessegooddoggy 10 months ago
Melrose needs to look for another job, if one is actually needed on UFO.
ladykat 10 months ago
The only thing locked in stone is the work schedule, unless the employer decides it changes.
Dobber Premium Member 10 months ago
Who is that guy and why isn’t HE being Glaaarged?
NRHAWK Premium Member 10 months ago
Sorry I failed to keep up. Did the other duck go back to Earth?
Ed The Red Premium Member 10 months ago
Employer: Here’s your schedule for the next three days. After that, we’ll give you your schedule for the three days following that. We can’t guarantee we will need you for any amount of time, but you have to be available both day and night in case we do. If not, we’ll fire you. However, we can guarantee we’ll never give you enough hours to qualify for health benefits.
Employee: I quit.
Employer: No one wants to work anymore.