If the Doctor is away, the patient won’t pay.
If the apple a day is blue the patient will only say phoo.
dad joke
He that dies ‘’most in debt’’ wins. Yet, he that ‘’keeps his head above water’’ lives longer….egrayj
Nice.
Thanks for the advice! I’m gonna need plenty of apples.
For Queen and I – quilters who die with the most fabric win.
More great advice! : D
Good one!
I eat two apples a day. That keeps away a general practitioner and a specialist.
He’s really gotten to the core of it.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone away.
wesleylscott1 9 months ago
If the Doctor is away, the patient won’t pay.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
If the apple a day is blue the patient will only say phoo.
bobpickett1 9 months ago
dad joke
Egrayjames 9 months ago
He that dies ‘’most in debt’’ wins. Yet, he that ‘’keeps his head above water’’ lives longer….egrayj
nancyb creator 9 months ago
Nice.
Red Bird 9 months ago
Thanks for the advice! I’m gonna need plenty of apples.
jessegooddoggy 9 months ago
For Queen and I – quilters who die with the most fabric win.
bloodykate 9 months ago
More great advice! : D
ladykat 9 months ago
Good one!
mistercatworks 9 months ago
I eat two apples a day. That keeps away a general practitioner and a specialist.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s really gotten to the core of it.
Saucy1121 Premium Member 9 months ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone away.