The moon treaty of 2055 stopped the toaster wars.
The UFG conspiracy unmasked: the humble toaster causes unidentified flying glutens
Mine launches my English muffins into the air and onto the counter.
My guess is future space travelers will invent artificial gravity just so they don’t have to keep recalibrating toasters. :)
Breakfast puts a spring in your step. Especially when you have to catch the toast.
And STILL burnt to a crisp!!…
The toast-buchet was one of the moon’s most feared weapons.
Tiny retro rockets.
I like strawberry ‘Launch-Tarts’ the best. ‘Made of 100% un-natural ingredients to survive an eternity in endless space.’ Well, in my cupboard.
May 20, 2016
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
The moon treaty of 2055 stopped the toaster wars.
thebashfulone about 1 month ago
The UFG conspiracy unmasked: the humble toaster causes unidentified flying glutens
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago
Mine launches my English muffins into the air and onto the counter.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
My guess is future space travelers will invent artificial gravity just so they don’t have to keep recalibrating toasters. :)
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Breakfast puts a spring in your step. Especially when you have to catch the toast.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
And STILL burnt to a crisp!!…
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 month ago
The toast-buchet was one of the moon’s most feared weapons.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Tiny retro rockets.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
I like strawberry ‘Launch-Tarts’ the best. ‘Made of 100% un-natural ingredients to survive an eternity in endless space.’ Well, in my cupboard.