Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 20, 2017

Sure, but does he get cable?

The cost of true vanity

моЖнопо меоленнй “Can be measured”?

Got braces when I was 10, back when the headgear looked like the inside webbing of a football helmet. It went over the head as well as around. The orthodontist told me I would have to wear it to school. I flatly refused, the first time I put my foot down about anything and not follow the orders of an adult. My father actually supported me. So I only wore it at home.

Supposedly I had an overbite. But I look at old pics of me at that age and I don’t see it was that bad. I really don’t believe I had to go through years of that torture.

Congrats on being named the #1 comic for the day! You’re the top of my list many days.

The second panel is brilliant.

Gotta sacrifice for those pearly whites.

It’s like in the Adventures of Pete and Pete when their mom’s metal plate in her head could pick up Mexican radio.

Today, Kevin is a top advisor in Washington, DC.

I didn’t need to see this. 1: I’m getting braces soon. 2: I’m going to bed soon.

moznopo meolennj

I’m not as fluent in Russian as I am in German

That’s how Hannibal Lecter got started…

Spud’s last line: I hear the word “mad” as nice and extended, starting high and going low. “Driving him MAAAAaaaad.”