Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 21, 2019

Can’t argue with that logic!

Technically, it’s “loosing” your shoe!

He ‘loosened’ his shoe and ‘lost’ it

Did he hit one of the Score brothers? I wonder if if they ran (so far away)?

so THATS why we see single shoes on the side of the road

…technically, it still is, mother dear, because nothing about that word conveys whether the intent to lose was deliberate or not.

I tied mine together and threw them onto the telephone line.

Wallace channeling his inner Calvin.

I did the same thing with my pants. But I was drunk at the time.