Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 23, 2019

I love how wide eyed all of the gulls are as a truck goes hurtling over their heads.

Blow the air bags on the way out, and then row the truck back to shore.

You’re not going to let him have the truck until he’s 21 are you. He will remember this trick and not have the control to override the impulse until at least then. Better still don’t give him keys until he pays for his transport.

Did this with a junker once that wasn’t worth repairing…

They can’t aFord losing the truck, or risk the chance they don’t Dodge in time..

I’m in.

He doesn’t understand the love a man has for his truck.

Attach floaties.

When you are an adult and want to risk your life for thrills, you purchase your own vehicle to ruin.