Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for June 11, 2022

wise words from a wise man.

Keep courage, Wallace!

Don’t look to Dad for encouragement. Don’t even look to Dad for dad jokes. Just keep looking, Wallace. Just keep looking.

Remember, you are “Wallace the Brave”!

One year I gave out flashlights as stocking stuffers for Christmas. I was surprised that no one had any.

Dad jokes. Heh-heh. Heh.

Wallace is his own “light at the end of the tunnel”!

He’ll get there, and there will be no there, there, à la Gertrude Stein. Just dust. But it’s the “or maybe” that intrigues us . .

Wonder if we’ll see more of the tire whale saga tomorrow or if we’ll have to wait until Monday? Awesome things do happen on Sunday!

Words to inspire, words to inspire!

While a funny saying by his Dad, there IS wisdom in what he says…..

…Yup, that sounds like his dad all right.

Whereever you go; there you are.

SCUBA divers who explore caves have procedures to insure they get out. Many of them wouldn’t apply to exploring a tire whale, but a few would. Take at least 2 lights, and secure one end of a string outside, and unroll the string as you move inwards. Rewind the string as you return to the outside world.

A Dad joke, Wallace. Not meant to be illuminating.

Back in the 60s we had a gigantic all wood gym with big permanent bleechers on both sides. We found a door that was broken and could get under there on the home side. For about a week we explored and discovered things in the cavern like, cobweb infested underworld in there. We did no harm, but it was an experience. When we got caught, and we did, we were not punished. We were just told to stay out of there. Some 4 years later in 1972 the whole thing burned down, taking the caverns, mysteries, and discoveries with it. As well as our high school basketball uniforms.

onward ever onward

Dads.. ya gotta love ’em.

Wallace’s dad is a walking, talking dad joke. :D