Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 13, 2022

Aww! Little bitty bird sitting in the knothole with dangly legs ♥

The idea is to cause chaos, and shake the jar to make the little ants fight.

Spud, Spud . .

Pet theory is Earth is a very poular reality show in neighboring solar systems.

I often get lost in the depths of Pinterest. I now know 123 recipies for PB and J sandwiches,.

Don’t we all, Spud. Don’t we all. May be time to give those ancient societies a good lubing.

Robert Anton Wilson concluded that they’re just playing with it now.

But isn’t Dad going to finish the story? :-(

Spud? Internet conspiracies? It figures.

I’m on team Spud on this one… if all the wacky theories are true, then why are most of the decisions so stupid?

Nothing controls the seagulls, though!

Maybe the problem is that the handful of societies are trying to get different choices made and the contradiction is what is causing the chaos?

And they control our very thoughts! Oh, wait, something just told me to forget about that. Never mind.

Hmm… Will “The Something” Henry – I can’t make it out – anyone got a pair of good cheaters?

Don’t do it, Spud, you will end up in right-wing populist idiocy.

Listen to the lyrics to the song The Gambler by Kenny Rogers. It may help.

The conspiracy theory that we live in a simulation shows that The Matrix is a highly underrated movie.

The problem with conspiracies is that they most always rely on a large number of people in on it – yet the average person can’t keep a secret past lunch.

Yep. They are doing a very bad job.

The computer program we are all living is designed to let us demolish ourselves.

Roger that Spudman…

Yeah, what the heck, ancient societies? If you’re going to go to all that effort to steal control of the world in complete secrecy, you might as well make the effort to actually make it better too.

Get your act together, Powerful Ancient Societies.

Wallace tried to stay up for the whole story but he really needed to sleep

‘They’ have been since the advent of Social Media. Advanced chain letter fear mongering.

My Dad, Grampa, and Uncle Ralph were all Masons. The Masons are tied not only to the Knights Templar but to The Illuminati. If my Dad, Grampa Clayte, and Uncle Ralph are part of the ruling cabal I think I would suspect it. They ain’t to blame.

wait – are we through with the story?

Hypotheses not theories.

It bet it is the secret seagull society that controls everything. Seagulls are everywhere. I mean have you not seen one today.

Spud seems to be the hyperfocused, endorphin-high pseudocaffeinated kind of underslept, whereas Wallace is just so lax he can’t manage a neat speech bubble (or does that mean his words are recessed in a shallow concavity?).

Didn’t I saw something about that?

Relevant: https://xkcd.com/1274/