Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 25, 2023

GROAN.

I remember a similar rule from a long-gone show about time travel: Do not touch your (future) self, because the same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. But is it really the same matter, since skin periodically replaces itself?

A pair of ducks? As in Donald and Daisy? Or how about Huey, Dewey, or Louie with Webbie? Then again, Pokémon Psyduck (first generation; Red/Blue/Yellow) and Quaxly (ninth generation; Scarlet/Violet)?

Seagull is thinking…" How about a pair of idiots"

Looks like Seagull spoke with them.

No, no, no. Kids, Rose is talking about Welby and McCoy. You do not want to create more of those two.

Is he afraid of quantum ducks? quark, quark, quark.

Via Duck?

Is Spud afraid he will be ab-duck-ted?

Obviously they used all their combined brain power getting Rose involved. Now they’re just running on empty.

So sad I didn’t win the scavenger hunt!

♫A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox♫

Love the halo on the mackeral. Can’t get more holy than that.

The gull speaks!?

I haven’t had enough coffee yet. I kept saying ‘What ducks? No ducks were mentioned!’ Maybe a pair of ox(en)

I’m actually sort of surprised Wallace doesn’t already know what a paradox is.

Please Mr. Henry – we have Pastis and Hilburn (and several others) doing puns here.

NAILED IT!!

(slow clapping from audience)

Spock : How did you persuade him to keep your secret?

Spock Prime : He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise.

Spock : You lied.

Spock Prime : Aww… I… I implied.

How about the seagull? What if they recognize it?….

Love the fish in Holy Mackerel

Just realized the Seagull was saying Holy Mackerel too. Finally, he gets a speaking line. Does he get paid extra, Will? If Will answered he’d probably say he gets paid in fish.

Rose’s comment is unortho-ducks.

Wonder if Mr. Henry anticipated all these jokes/puns/whatever!!

But… I own ducks. O-o

Nice try, Will, but it just doesn’t work. “Ducks” would never be confused with “docks”, not even in New England.

The pun doesn’t work, but “E” for effort.

Is Seagull commenting simultaneously, or just parroting what is being said?

I have some news, I have built a Time Machine

You will know I have successfully done my mission if the allies have won

World War II

AFLAC … ?

Seagull exclaiming “Holy mackerel!“ :D

ducks AND docks…

What’s with the vanishing color behind the traps—shadowy?