Then, there’s the old story about the Cheechako in Alaska who asked the old Sourdough how he could become a Sourdough..Well, says the old Sourdough, there’s 3 things you gotta learn how to do:1) Chugalug a quart of rotgut whiskey without taking a breath or passing out.2) Sleep with an Esquimo woman for at least a week.3) Kill a Polar Bear. .So, the Cheechako bellied up to the bar, ordered up and Chugalugged a quart of rotgut. Then he staggered out the door and wasn’t seen for two weeks. When he returned, he was beaten and scratched up as badly as anyone had ever seen. At least anyone still Walking. He walks into the saloon, grabs a pitcher of beer and chugs it down. Then, he looks at the old sourdough and says: “OK. I’m Ready. Where’s that Esquimo I’m supposed to kill?”.
Dave Thorby about 9 years ago
Evidently ID has a minimum nose requirement for its knights.
gammaguy about 9 years ago
Beat him in a crap game, eh? Was it a contest to see who was more full?
Godfreydaniel about 9 years ago
“The Court Jester” movie: “Take this idiot, and KNIGHT this idiot!”
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
Then, there’s the old story about the Cheechako in Alaska who asked the old Sourdough how he could become a Sourdough..Well, says the old Sourdough, there’s 3 things you gotta learn how to do:1) Chugalug a quart of rotgut whiskey without taking a breath or passing out.2) Sleep with an Esquimo woman for at least a week.3) Kill a Polar Bear. .So, the Cheechako bellied up to the bar, ordered up and Chugalugged a quart of rotgut. Then he staggered out the door and wasn’t seen for two weeks. When he returned, he was beaten and scratched up as badly as anyone had ever seen. At least anyone still Walking. He walks into the saloon, grabs a pitcher of beer and chugs it down. Then, he looks at the old sourdough and says: “OK. I’m Ready. Where’s that Esquimo I’m supposed to kill?”.
brklnbern about 9 years ago
Sounds about right.