Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2021

Giving out a subtle clue there?

Shoes. A 10 might fit you.

Dreams of grandure, until reality strikes

If the sales lady is smart, she’ll stand back another 2 feet. Blanche has a tough right but short arms.

That gets 10 out of 10 for a witty comeback!

I think this was eight years before “10” starring Bo Derek and Dudley Moore.

Blanche couldn’t fit her face in a size 10.

Just goes to show how inconsistent women’s sizes are.