Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 25, 2002
August 24, 2002
August 26, 2002
Transcript:
Lackey: Got good news and bad news...Bribes are down forty percent King: What's the good news? Sir Rodney: Your "Bag Man" Smitty retired today King: No kidding King: Gosh..for thirty-five years Ol' Smitty has been picking up my weekly bribes! What's he going to now? Sir Rodney: Sail around the world King: Good for Ol' Smitty a cruise will do him good! Sir Rodney: He's not taking a cruise King: Smitty has a boat? Sir Rodney: Boat?..Ha! More like a yacht King: A Yacht? Sir Rodney: Yep... Christened her "The Skimmer"
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