Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2002

Transcript:

Bartender: Business is so lousy I'd even listen to a good sob story Merl: Waaahh Bartender: What's the problem, Merl? Merl: The still blew up... Bartender: Oh, my Merl: The cow died... Bartender: Bummer Merl: The wife took off with the hired hand on my best horse Bartender: Good grief! Hasn't anything good happened to you? Merl: Sniff. The cat ran away.