Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2003
Transcript:
Lackey: Time for your speech, sire, remember, it's an election year King: Thanks, Lackey My Fellow "Idiots"... the word despot does not exist in this kingdom any longer! The words tyrant, dictator, oppressor, carnage and butchery are likewise banished from usage here For the are an abomination to the language of ID! Peasants: Long live the king! Long live the king! King: Okay, guys, lets hit the library and burn all the dictionaries!