Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 22, 2004
Transcript:
"Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble" Turkey: Now what are the stupid peasants grumbling about? Spook: That's my stomach King: What's going on down there? Sir Rodney: The teachers' union is calling a strike "Chant chant *?#!!@" King: What do they want now? Sir Rodney: Lower passing grades "Rumble Rumble murmur #*?!! Mumble" King: That's it!! I've had it!! Let's get this over with once and for all! Sir Rodney: How's that sire? King: If they can spell diploma, they get a diploma! Sir Rodney: Still pretty iffy