Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 27, 2009

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    fogey  almost 16 years ago

    Did you ever notice: Many people (like me) say that lawyers and politicians are lousy (except for mine)?

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    dead-eye-bill  almost 16 years ago

    NEED lawyers arent needed unless some jerk sues you

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    McGehee  almost 16 years ago

    These days, “journalists” give me a renewed appreciation for lawyers, used car salesmen, and child molesters.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Let’s hope he never needs a lawyer. I mean that after the Revolution when they’re all strung up, there won’t be any, so if he needs one, it’ll just be too bad.

    (Do lawyers ever ask themselves what it is they do that makes the public hate them so much?)

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    lazygrazer  almost 16 years ago

    If we did away with the doctors, the lawyers would evaporate.

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    Northwoodser  almost 16 years ago

    Better yet; get rid of lawyers and all politicians would vanish.

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    My favorite: What do you call 50 lawyers jumping from a plane? . …Skeet!

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 16 years ago

    Why don’t y’all make fun of Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich? He had something to do with his impeachment?

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Wildmustang1262 says: Why don’t y’all make fun of Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich? He had something to do with his impeachment?

    ‘cause I didn’t want to tick him off until after I get the blank pardon I bought off his website?

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    m_ortal  almost 16 years ago

    Isn’t he a lawyer?

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    Mkim1526  almost 16 years ago

    yes, and somebody isn’t getting their tip (I look at the waiter next to me typing this) Not really

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