Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 22, 2009

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    sjoujke  about 15 years ago

    Maybe the lackey should stand up so his swizzle stick can poke him in the eye.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    The King’s too cheap to buy a LAZY-BOY recliner.

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    yyyguy  about 15 years ago

    he doesn’t need one. that’s the lackey’s job!

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    Hillbillyman  about 15 years ago

    Lacky? Is that the same thing as a Brown-Noser?

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Powerboy, I don’t think so. It stands for one who lacks the ability to be somewhere else when the King wants menial service done.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Why buy a LAZY-BOY when there’s a kingdom of lackeys to choose from?

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Yes, life’s a breeze when you don’t lack for lackeys.

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    This would be the easiest counter-royal revolution in all history if the King’s ego weren’t ten times the size of his body.

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    Linda Baden  about 15 years ago

    He could use a hassock, but then it wouldn’t quite be as much fun as using people.

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    rshive  about 15 years ago

    Especially when you have a lackey to kick them up on.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago

    ..yes sir..

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    chateauxmargaux  about 15 years ago

    An ego-maniac little king.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    A brown-noser would be squatting behind the throne!

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    tomkanti  about 15 years ago

    Hey the king is saving a job….

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    saturntv  about 15 years ago

    I’m sure he would think so if he wasn’t the footstool.

    @ 3hourtour - That made me laugh.

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