Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 28, 2009

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    tbree  over 15 years ago

    They shot it after it fell.

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    sjoujke  over 15 years ago

    What makes you think it fell? It could have been in last place and he shot it for the insurance money.

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    Ronshua  over 15 years ago

    The Fink is a filthy mommon kind of a Fink .

    220 yards short ? Gunshot no accident .

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    Yukoner  over 15 years ago

    The real tragedy is that it was the only horse in the race.

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    canadaeh  over 15 years ago

    Guess what’s on the dinner menu tonight?

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    GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago

    A one-horse race in a formerly one-horse town?

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    EarlWash  over 15 years ago

    Yup, by a King with the brains of a jackass.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 15 years ago

    Spoken well, EarlWash!

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    Rakkav  over 15 years ago

    Uh, wouldn’t it be easier to infer that the King is mourning the loss of a luckless horse in a free-for-all horse race? You can’t lose a bet to anyone if everyone’s betting on the same horse. (D’oh!)

    So now that we’ve all proven just how steeped in the brine of cynicism the King has made us…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago

    glue factory for that nag

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    ….and so the King made beating a dead horse a national holiday.

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    whitecarabao  over 15 years ago

    Grazer, that’s a good one! Very punny.

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    Dkram  over 15 years ago

    @BC13

    A one-horse race in a formerly one horse-town.

    Oh no!! Are you saying Rodney’s horse is dead. That’s so sad.

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    EarlWash  over 15 years ago

    HEY, very well said, susan001

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    Ronshua  over 15 years ago

    The King being a major fink raised taxes on the new holiday retroactive to the start of the ID Kingdom . EX POST FACTO FINK is how you say that one .

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