Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 16, 2010

Sounds like my mother.

Sounds like my mother.

The moat monster would of gotten food poisoning if it would of been the Fink in it’s mouth.

is that anything like waiting 30 minutes after lunch before swimming?

peasants ALWAYS get stuck in your teeth!

welll……………………..ar u a doctor also…….wizard……???

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the moat monster in the act of eating someone before. I’m not sure this is a good development…

Hey moat monster did you forget what wizard told about chewing before swallowing your food

You’d thnk the other monsters would have told their companion not to gulp. Besides, it wastes food.

If you chew you’ll also have a better chance of tasting yur peasant, too.

Quick, give him the Heimlich!

Forgive me for gettting off subject: Has the Fink KIng ever asked the Wizard to make him tall?

Then there would be no strip, powerboy.

Good one, Susan001

Powerboy, I don’t remember Wiz trying a spell–If he did it probably would backfire–but King Fink tried the rack once after he saw what it did to “Stretch” who was the king’s size before the Fink’s torturers started their work.

@ yukoner

Say it 998 more times and You’ll sound like your mother

And if he ate the King his diet would be too rich? :)

Powerboy:

Yes, but it didn’t work out because ‘Wiz’ mixed it up wrong and it took three days to make the ‘Fink’ er King back the way he was. It took place in one of the books(mid 1970’s).

Indy Man