Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2010

A wizard by nature as well as by name?

How come Blanch didn’t get beeped?

And the best Wizard Award goes to……………

I’m sure she didn’t call him sweetheart.

They don’t pay him the big bucks for nothing.

And when she catches you, then what????

Wiz – the motivational speaker.

If you exercise enough, you get to strangle him in effigy.

Aren’t we lucky, Wiz!

Real magic if she ever gets back on that thing.

i’m the same way, wiz!

Well if thats what it takes!

@#!!? is probably one of the nicest things she has called him in quite a while.

Interesting to see that Blanche has adopted the runnin-barefoot craze.

Joe, Wiz isn’t thanking Blanch; he said, ‘You’re welcome’ - his response to her unspoken ‘Thank you’. She said she needed motivation to exercise and he provided that by what he said and then by standing in front of the treadmill she is on.

Okay, physics experts: the handlebar above looks like a magnet. If you would wear a belt with a heavy iron buckle, and at the front of the treadmill there was a super-sized magnet which could pull you right up to it, and yet the treadmill is powerfull enough to pull you away from the magnet, what would happen when you start the machine?