Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2010

Maybe Rodney should be more explicit in his instructions. Well, maybe not, look what happened!!

Next time. Back away.

It’s a sure fire way of getting someone’s undivided attention for asking something.

Finally, a soldier from Id that knows how to make his point.

Hey, nice shot guy! Sign him up, Rodney!

I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth I know not where I heard a scream, I heard a yell I think I need to run like hell.

LOL

How come the arrows never penetrate the person that got shot?

bdaysuit – These are low-impact arrows, especially designed for comic folks. They hurt and look funny, but otherwise do not impede you.

“Hey man, nice shot!” - Filter

And I’m sure Rodney has a rather pointed answer.

Bdaysuit - it’s those new steel arrowheads. The old ones used to go in like flint…

slowly I turn step by ouch step At the close range I’m not surprised the arrow didn’t penetrate

Rodney, dear, you really should be more careful how you phrase things. LOL

In Id it doesn’t seem to matter how one phrases things; it’s always taken in the worst possible way.

The King doesn’t rule there; the First Law of Cartoon Physics does (“Only When It’s Funny”).

“Does that hurt?”

Boy the guys who do this strip are just great. My favorite line though is still an old one. When Rodney or maybe it was the Duke comes in the room and says to the King—Sire, the peasants are revolting. And the King responds— Yes, they certainly are.

Yukoner ~ Nice!

I appreciate a person who can follow directions.

brklnbern: the best use of that phrase was in DragonHeart

Young Einon: The peasants are revolting! Brok: They’e always been revolting, prince. Now they’re rebellin’;.

yukoner - priceless!

bdaysuit - notice where the arrow hit - the BACK of Rodney’s armor - that’s where it’s thickest… :)

is this the first time in history that an IDiot actually hit his target?