Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2010

LOL!

Or, Rustic Western….

For once the Fink made the right decision.

Oh yea. The pill had not been invented.

I know, I know. Really in BAD taste. (My bad.)

Maybe the King doesn’t like horses. Try a rabbit. But this time remember to get inside.

Just for the sake of Mythological Accuracy, the horse was given to and not by the Trojans. “I distrust the Greeks even when bearing gifts,” and all that.

Now the Huns… they might’ve pulled this off against the Idiots.

The fink listened to Cassandra, for once, or else he read the Iliad and knew how it ended

Actually, the Trojans are just recycling the gift THEY got! (And don’t tell me you’ve NEVER done that!)

Trojans are Regifters?!

The Trojan dog?

Note, the Trojan Horse is not in the Illiad it is in the Aeneid with a 3 line mention in the Odyssey. Common error.

I think the tobacco smoke coming out of the ears was a dead giveaway. That and the giggling every time someone farted. Once again, Id saved by the heroic feats of Sir Rodney’s daring-do and the wisdom of the Fink er Beloved King.

Johanan Rakkav said, about 6 hours ago

Just for the sake of Mythological Accuracy, the horse was given to and not by the Trojans. “I distrust the Greeks even when bearing gifts,” and all that.

It’s my take here that the Trojans are giving the trojan to ID which in this case would make it correct.

See the Greeks try to sell something to perk up their economy and it just falls like a euro.

Obviously, if it were a Trojan horse, it would be completely covered in lay-tex.

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

The Trojans actually received the horse, not gave it, but I’m sure the writers were aware of this; it wouldn’t have been quite as effective if he had to explain it more….

He’s abdicating his thorn…you know…that he got (or almost got) from the wooden horse. Its a stretch.

They should have brought him a Mustang!

LOL pouncingtiger!

The GREEKS gave the Trojan horse. The Trojans got it.