Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2010

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    WindSpider  over 14 years ago

    LOL…actually a remake of a Far side strip…it had cows and sheep in field walking about on hind legs and playing cards and smoking and so on…a sheep calls “car” and they all drop onto four legs and munch grass.

    Pretty good though…

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Where’s the air hose for the jackhammer?

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Okay then! Carry on men.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 14 years ago

    That’s a wind-up jackhammer.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be, “cart coming”.

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    Lovepinkxoxo  over 14 years ago

    Shame on them!! Secrecy = bad, very bad!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Joe, once again you are demanding logic in a comic strip. If you accept talking animals and obvious anachronisms without complaining, i.e., every B.C. strip, then you probably shouldn’t complain about the jackhammer. Actually, the jackhammer is purely a manual tool; it’s the jackhammer operator that’s making the “RATATA” with his mouth. Just like the shoveler is making the “DIG DIG DIG” sound effects.

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    The fun thing about Comics and Cartoons, they most always defy logic. Remember Fred Flintstones car that he .motorized my his feet?

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    cindylat  over 14 years ago

    Wait a minute! Why are they working off the side of the road and not smack in the middle of the road holding up traffic!? Now I DEMAND the logic to this strip!!

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    tamron  over 14 years ago

    I wonder why the Men At Work didn’t ask, “Who Can It Be Now?”

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    McGehee  over 14 years ago

    Well, that would explain why nobody ever sees highway crews actually working, and yet somehow the work gets done.

    All this time I was going with the theory that the actual work was being done at night by highway leprechauns.

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    Have to keep up appearances.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    80shairnomore: love the moniker. Lost or restyled?

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Have to not earn every penny.

    Pressing the logic, where are the suits drinking coffee and standing around looking at them not work?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    keep it up shiek and you will soon become a member of an ever growing club……those who dare question or contradict the great jad in any way shape or fashion are cursed to be labeled as the dreaded ‘cyber bully’ once so labeled, you are flagged and cast into the pit where there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth……

    clearly you would know what you are talking about if you operated a jackhammer in your past ; once you’ve had a jackhammer in your hand, it changes your life forever.

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    sidl  over 14 years ago

    PEOPLE, PEOPLE, IT’S A COMIC STRIP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! JUST LAUGH AND GET A LIFE, SHEESH

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I see no cop drinking coffee. I see nobody leaning on a shovel, I see no man with a clip board.

    MY STEWARD WILL BE NOTIFIED!
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    S_T_F_U  over 14 years ago

    I have used both an air powered jack hammer and and an electric powered jack hammer during my real job and not just as a volunteer. They are actually called demolition hammers. All of that being said… It’s a comic folks, lighten up!!

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    anorok2  over 14 years ago

    Sorry,Joe. If you you were serious, you lose. If you were just being comical, perhaps you pass.

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    TheAuldWan  over 14 years ago

    Some folks demand logic.. I now wonder how much logic there is in life?

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    The guy with the clipboard isn’t union, Lew. And the cop has been laid ff cause of tax cuts. Contact about the shovel guy only.

    For your sake, I hope it’s not John Steward.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “If I had a jack hammer, I’d jack hammer in the morning…”

    Naw, doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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    sunnydog  over 14 years ago

    Press Print times 150 % = Strip in your hands. Get large red pen—-correct errors to your liking / edification. Post corrected , explained,precied,redundant NEW IMPROVED and personalized JOKE> Get sued for plagiarism. libel and slander ad in fi nitum

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    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    Here in the bay area we have a running joke…

    What’s white on the road and sleeps 5?

    A “Caltrans” truck…

    Also, what’s the state flower of california?

    A traffic cone(with regards to who posted on comics.com)

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    Bargrove  over 14 years ago

    Bumper sticker: I brake for any road worker I see working.

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    Groundzero  over 14 years ago

    The Jackhammer is operated by solar power

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    starguy  over 14 years ago

    Caltrans, definitely Caltrans. No doubt about it.

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 14 years ago

    That jackhammer runs on volcanic gases.

    I used to have to run jackhammers in furnaces at a steel mill. It was so hot, we could only stay in the furnace less than a minute and sometimes our shirts would catch fire. We’d run out and another crew ran in. When a furnice went down, they wanted all the brick, slag and steel hammered out, rebricked and up running in eight hours. We’d stand on water circulated scaffelds being held up by a large overhead crain.

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    cindylat  over 14 years ago

    At freedholder1: if you’re still checking your post’s; hair has been restyled for many years now…lol…however, my yearbook picture(class of ‘87) I looked just like Paula there on the left, sans the bustier…hahaha

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    All they’re doing is planting the post for the “Men At Work” sign.

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    McGehee  over 14 years ago

    William Pursell, highway leprechauns aren’t the same as as the kind you’re thinking of. They got downsized from the regular leprechauns’ Ministry of Shovel-Ready Projects after all the pots of gold had gotten buried, so they had to transfer their skills to another trade.

    And it ain’t coffee in those thermoses they carry.

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