Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 25, 2010

Kept Sinatra out of the army.

You asked!

Cause you’re not a fellow peasant?

Don’t ask a question unless your willing to be deafened by the answers.

King Fink keeps giving speeches. The peasants keep giving feedback.

You asked the wrong question Fink.

So much for a support group.

Why do we hate thee? Let us count the ways.

Can you hear me now?

You’re in a class by yourself, Fink. They’ll write a song about you someday, Mr. Fiii-ink.

Indeed they did. The name got changed to protect the guilty.

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

SO! You DARE talk back to the king? perhaps a few weeks chained upside down to a dungeon wall will give you a more favorable view of our beloved Id!

no more mollycoddling the peasants!

The Fink asked for it, and he got it!

I think it was a good thing I had the speakers turned off this morning…

“My fellow peasants…” is where he went wrong!

Let me guess. They said “You Don’t LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!”