Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 30, 2010

She’ll be listening when he’s too poorly to bring in the wages to pay for all the stuff she’s dreaming about.

Or does he have a job herself in Id? Not sure how emancipated the kingdom is, knowing the Fink not very ;)

Maybe you’ll get lucky Wiz and she’ll get trampled by the mob when the doors at Macys are opened.

A typical conversation of an old married couple.

^^ Usually the king, Radfish!

Usually the gender roles are reversed. “Yes, dear. Of course, dear.” Ah, marital peace.

Guess Wiz doesn’t notice the smile on her face when he talks about his chest pains

In one ear, and out the other.

Nothing to catch on to.

Radfish: It’s on the king’s back.

\\//_

Any of us would get high blood pressure if our ghoul didn’t listen to our commands.

Me, I never listen to the ex

sounds like conversation at my house but let me not rember what she said

gostei muito, principalmente porque o autor quebrou um paradigma, já que normalmente o que acontece é a situação oposta a esta… a mulher fala, fala, fala, enquanto o cara fica pensando na morte da bizerra.

ops! i guess nobody understand what i said.

I really liked, mainly because he broke a paradigm, because normally what happens is the opposite situation to this.. she talks talks talks and he keeps thing about the “cow’s death”.

You don’t have to say anything to be a good listener.

Husbands take note when the wife actually seems interested how the Dodgers did yesterday.

she’d be better next door with Andy Capp

No problem Wiz my dear. Can you help me carry some parcels when I go to Macy’s?