Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    But it’s breath will keep you nice and warm Blanche.

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    LittleSister18  almost 14 years ago

    Untill it breathes out fire, then it will be a fire hazard.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Howcome he leaves them moe room than my cat leaves me?

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    tbree  almost 14 years ago

    Don’t you know that cats were once dragons? Now they use US to keep warm at dragon temperatures. That’s why they always try to snuggle so close.

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Ah, the true meaning of “dragon breath”.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Tbree: I didn’t know that. She could sleep on my ankles, (she likes that), but I’m a restless sleeper, and she gets no peace. Thanks

    from Mythbusters:” I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

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    cats32  almost 14 years ago

    lol happy new year

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Those sheets are going to get hot tonight one way or the other.

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    A wife should not make a wizard choose between herself and the dragon.

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    frrykid Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    My parents have that same problem, only with three cats. Whenever I spend the night at home, the cats end up sleeping on the bed with them. 14#, 7#, 16#

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    I guess the pet scaled the bed covers.

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 14 years ago

    My wife said that my Chihuahua had to leave or she would. I made her find another bed. The Chihuahua snuggles closer.

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    Tigerprince  almost 14 years ago

    too bad for the dragon.

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