Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 22, 2011

I was John the Baptist in a play once - I guess I’m set for the afterlife!

COMICSGOS: Did you end up getting your head chopped off in the play?

^ “I’d like to see John the Baptist’s impersonation of Graham Hill.” from B.F. Gumby (a character from MPFC)

It’s a good job the lead actors weren’t lions.

A lion attacked my sister and I’m gladiator.

i was aberaham lincoln in a play once maybe 2

I was never a gladiator, but in college, I was the mammoth in The Skin of Our Teeth by Thornton Wilder.

I was a rock.

The one that Charlie Brown got for trick or treat, Lewreader?

I was once a Sheperd in a Christmas play when I was 9 yrs. old.

“I AM SPARTACUS !”..

“NO…I AM SPARTACUS !”

BF Gumby?..I thought y’all were talking about the skipper on Gilligan’s Island.. Jonas Grumby…

I think he was a understudy’s understudy

i was merlin in a play camelot