Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2011

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    Does he have the legs to wear a mini skirt rather than the pants in the family?

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Why would anyone want to live under the same roof with you Blanche for even one day?

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    My wife says 25 minutes is all it takes. Blanche is A slow study.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    I thought the doctor was talking to Wiz not Blanche. This would make sense if the bubble in the last panel came from Wiz.

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    The Whiz is not much of a Wiz,.if he cannot conjure up a spell to change Blanch into a supper model.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Marriage is like a death sentence.

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    So’s life. lol

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    FREEHOLDER Mark your calendar, I’m agreeing with you.

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    Fogger_man  over 13 years ago

    Ouch!

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    he chortled in his joy, Lew.

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    jlpampel  over 13 years ago

    dogsniff, the magic is he still brings home a paycheck.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    @Grog, it is for the groom.

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    tomsdiy  over 13 years ago

    What is the longest sentence in the English language? –“I do.”

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