Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 28, 2011

Wiz drinks because he married Blanche.

Parker and Hart’s Public Service Announcement.

It looks like Bung learned how to talk to women.

I spent 90 per cent of my money on booze and loose women. I wasted the rest.

I think women only drink so they can tolerate men.

Well Wiz, they say that no one’s ugly after 2 AM, but I don’t even think that would apply to Blanche,

I;m sure the reverse is also true in some cases, artybee.

When I was a drinker, I never slept with an ugly woman…woke up with quite a few though.

Since quitting the heathen devil’s brew I may not wake up with raving beauties, but at least they are not raving.

Okaaaay, we are definitely not in Kansas anymore. Maybe we’re in Opposite World, as Lightning McQueen might put it.

I knew a guy who said he didn’t drink any more. Another guy told us he didn’t drink any less, either.

Too late…it’s the vice squad.

When you waste your money on alcohol, you waste everything, especially your life.

He has each hand on a ‘bottom.’ :o)

Personally, I think there is enjoyment to be had from both women and drinking as long as not to excess. Been married 38 years. I knew I blew it somewhere.

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You know it, Wiz. Amen, brother.

might have his hands full he just want to be careful he dose not poke his eyes out