fun falacy: “Marines have never lost a gate. that’s why they guard them”. in 1976, the USMC gate guards at NAS Guam were duct-taped, and the main gate disassembled and “liberated” by a happy crew of CBs. as far as i know, it was never found. the skipper was not amused.
but if he should throw the spear and miss, he’s stuck up in a tower and can’t do anything to stop the passerby from passing by. which is why the gate guard is always the one to ask for identification. tower guards are misnamed lookouts (because all they can do is look out).
The moon’s position in relation to the tower is determined by the position of the peasant observing it. .However, in the world of Toon, in the Kingdom of Id, all laws of nature have been voided and the moon is free to bounce where ever he jolly well pleases.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
“Come down and find out why don’t you”?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
If the moon was doing that, I surrender fast.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Evidently the smart ones avoid guard duty.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Ask a stupid question….. get a stupid question.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
fun falacy: “Marines have never lost a gate. that’s why they guard them”. in 1976, the USMC gate guards at NAS Guam were duct-taped, and the main gate disassembled and “liberated” by a happy crew of CBs. as far as i know, it was never found. the skipper was not amused.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
this was the same crew that responded to a rolling of a member at a local tavern, by driving a bulldozer through it. great bunch of guys!
gorba over 13 years ago
“I have the high ground and I’m armed with a spear. You go first.”
yyyguy over 13 years ago
but if he should throw the spear and miss, he’s stuck up in a tower and can’t do anything to stop the passerby from passing by. which is why the gate guard is always the one to ask for identification. tower guards are misnamed lookouts (because all they can do is look out).
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
STALE?? ISN’T THE MATE FRESH ANYMORE???
keechum over 13 years ago
Cause, I’m the guy with the spear!
Woody157 over 13 years ago
The moon’s position in relation to the tower is determined by the position of the peasant observing it. .However, in the world of Toon, in the Kingdom of Id, all laws of nature have been voided and the moon is free to bounce where ever he jolly well pleases.